Shut up and read the story about my weekend.

So I went to rosarito, bc this weekend to my beach house and i got crunk.
i've never before had so many drinks in my life. i never thought i'd ever say i'm tired of partying.
i had shots of pure absinthe, and i kept seeing and hearing things. it was scary.
i drank four pistols in a row, and i couldn't feel my left side.
friday night, i was on the bathroom throwing up and all of that.
saturday night, i passed out on a beach chair. sunday night, i passed out on a car.
and then, i turned into a raccoon! a red raccoon!
i have two huge red circles on my eyes and idk how they got there.
it was fun.

boring. -.-

read the first part of my title.

shut up.

i'm going to go watch Starrbooty now.

oh god that sounds like an amazing weekend haha

im glad you didnt get stabbed

did you stab anyone?? lol

i too felt that i partied too hard in melbourne and thought i was over partying...but that only lasted a few days, i know ill be doing the same this weekend haha

i don't remember
i threw a pineapple at somebody. it was from my pai ai
i was punched though. in the face, stomach, back and shoulder.
and that was cause the "fight" was happening next to me.
i was punched in the chin so my head went back and i hit myself on the wall.
while we were making line at a club.
ohhh yeah i was stabbed! with those things! little things!

i have a headaaaaaache

That. Sounds. So. Amazing.

ohh and then i just remembered that we crashed.
like, how could i forget that?
and the lady was all like "i'm gonna need your numbers cause idk if therre's gonna be some problems"
it's like, we were going five miles an hour.
nothing was gonna happen.
we crashed in tijuana crossing the border hahahaha