this is the...

song
lalalala
elmo's song.
we love to sing
lalalala
elmo's song.

creepy

don't hate on elmo. he's fiercer than that idiot faux.

end
my only friend
the end

I didnt want to bring this up, but....me and Fo are really good friends in real life. Elmo was her inspiration during the show. According to HBB it worked, cuz she was "cute as a button". Just thought I should mention that.

Elmo's Red Picture is SO SO Much Fiercer than Fo's Red Picture.

blasphemy!! Fo's red photo was the fiercest thing that cycle!! Fo took Elmo's commercial appeal and transformed it into high fashion/editorial dynamite! She's such a chameleon.

You guys......

Fo was in my dream last night. Not even kidding. lol

She was working in some kind of meals on wheels van thing outside of a Safeway that I ended up at shortly after this giant ass Cloverfield/War of the Worlds-esque monster destroyed the city, and like, she was talking to me for a while, and she was chill, then I left because there was a zombie takeover, and I spent the entire second half of the dream fighting off zombies from Left 4 Dead with a lead pipe, which I later found out was Fo's dead brother's lead pipe, and like, everyone in the little area I had escaped to was all "Is that Fo's brother's...?" and I was like "I think...?" and they all looked at me like I was evil so I was like "Fuck this, I'm tired of this dream." and I woke up. Everything I just explained ACTUALLY happened in my dream. It was weird to say the least.

awkward_silences wrote:You guys......

Fo was in my dream last night. Not even kidding. lol

She was working in some kind of meals on wheels van thing outside of a Safeway that I ended up at shortly after this giant ass Cloverfield/War of the Worlds-esque monster destroyed the city, and like, she was talking to me for a while, and she was chill, then I left because there was a zombie takeover, and I spent the entire second half of the dream fighting off zombies from Left 4 Dead with a lead pipe, which I later found out was Fo's dead brother's lead pipe, and like, everyone in the little area I had escaped to was all "Is that Fo's brother's...?" and I was like "I think...?" and they all looked at me like I was evil so I was like "Fuck this, I'm tired of this dream." and I woke up. Everything I just explained ACTUALLY happened in my dream. It was weird to say the least.

Your dream reminds me of the dream I had last night. Except that it started off with zombies attacking everyone on an island. Then I escaped into a city, that resembled Venice. Then a giant sea serpent demolished the entire city. It was pretty wicked haha. That was a CarrieDee plug-in for those wondering haha. Sad to say there wasn't any ANTM models in my dream haha.

you're not felicia's friend.
she doesn't know who you are.
to her, you're just a creepy stalker with a shamwow and a magic bullet.

Nigel wrote:you're not felicia's friend.
she doesn't know who you are.
to her, you're just a creepy stalker with a shamwow and a magic bullet.

Don't hate b/c u werent able to go to highschool with Fo like I did. Actually I just got off the phone with her and we were laughing at ur comment! You've been in a bitchy mood ever since Billy Mays died...calm it down.

who's billy mays?

Billy Mays is the oxyclean guy!!! He resembles Al from home improvement, yells a lot, and recently died. No one noticed cuz of the big MJ fuss. IMO Billy Mays >>>>>>>>> MJ/Farrah. I hope we don't lose the sham wow guy next. He will b missed.

No one noticed because he does infomercials and annoyed everyone. But I must admit the day before he died I said "Boy, I wish this annoying guy would just shut up and go away." I feel bad now...I think I may have killed him.

PicantePants wrote:Billy Mays >>>>>>>>> MJ/Farrah.

Just to forewarn you, you may have a whirlwind of hate coming your way.. Not from me though haha. I actually liked Billy Mays and was saddened the day he died. I'm just surprised that they didn't rerun his commercials continuously throughout the day.

He has a new commercial I saw today for some cell phone product...

You will be mised Billy...

Mikiel wrote:

PicantePants wrote:Billy Mays >>>>>>>>> MJ/Farrah.

Just to forewarn you, you may have a whirlwind of hate coming your way.. Not from me though haha. I actually liked Billy Mays and was saddened the day he died. I'm just surprised that they didn't rerun his commercials continuously throughout the day.

He did it because you did it.

Mikiel wrote:

PicantePants wrote:Billy Mays >>>>>>>>> MJ/Farrah.

Just to forewarn you, you may have a whirlwind of hate coming your way.. Not from me though haha. I actually liked Billy Mays and was saddened the day he died. I'm just surprised that they didn't rerun his commercials continuously throughout the day.

Lol! I'm upset b/c he'll never yell at me thru the tv screen again... Unless they continue to run his commercials. In that case it'll feel like he never left us.

the shamwow guy is doing a commercial for a shredder or something.
i saw it the other day
he even had the super mic.

Chelsea Lately had a segment featuring the Shamwow guy aka Vince Offer aka Vince Shlomi, back in February reporting that he was busted for beating a prostitute who apparently bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go...

Of course this took place in Florida.