I got really wasted the other night.

so, pay attention to the numberz on teh bottlez.

because someone suggested i put on my cousin's wedding dress and i did. i even stuffed the boob-space with socks and then took off running down the street. then i ran upstairs where our totally awesome neighbors were and one of them gave me some heels to wear while they took pictures. and then, my next door neighbor(whom i was getting drunk with) brought out her prom dress and i stripped right there and put it on. there are pictures of my in dresses on MySpace somewhere, but i have no idea where because i have not added those people yet. anyway, after that, i came back inside and had shot #27. and then i blacked out and woke up at like 2am on my bedroom floor, still in my neighbor's prom dress. it was actually all fun, except for the hangover, which last like 2 days.

i just thought i'd share.

someone tell me an equally embarrassing drunk story.

also, i'd like to start chatting to my other top model alumni/friends again.

like Bree
Erik
Jeraldo
Karasuki
Channy
Connan
Nigel
Jilpen
Blom
Killian
etc.
and now Joey and i are cool again.
hi Joey.

I have never had a drink in my life.

that's no way to live!
are you not of age yet? or is it by choice?

Choice and happenstance.

right on.

i dont drink either as with my diabetes my blood sugar goes ape crazy if i have alcohol

but give me a chunk of chocolate and i go crazy

but i cant think of any funny storys right now

oooh we have this thing in the park where like its a swing but a roundabout too

heres a pic: https://2img.net/h/i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/channy_t_89/e68cb5969d98701c9bbf9ef4778d2698_11.jpg that thing in the background behind the slide with the kids on it

anyways me and my friends went on it and i was high up on one side because i have like obese friends ha anyways i fell right off it from the top on to the floor then i got back up in a daze and it swung back round and knocked me back down again and then i had to be carried home as i was really dizzy

not that funny whilst reading but it was hilarious at the time ha

I got threatened by Jackie Earle Haley with knives over the course of two months.

ouch. Channy. luckily, no longlasting damage, right?

that reminds me of when i was 9 and i was playing lazer tag at Discovery Zone and i ran into someone and their gun hit my lip and the tooth that was coming in poked a hole right through my lip. i had 1 stitch.

there probably is damage.. thats why im so dumb and ditzy now ha.. it was like 3 years ago

ooo i bet that hurt it happened in this wrestling match to somebody i watched before and i just couldnt look at all
https://2img.net/h/i61.photobucket.com/albums/h46/vansmack_2006/foley-nose-tooth.gif


we need some more drunked storys! ha
i will try and get some out of my alcoholic friends tomorrow

you're not dumb and ditzy that i see. just fun. maybe a little blond. =p

it didn't hurt really, it just kinda stung. i actually finished playing the game before the lights came back on and i saw my hands and shirt were covered in blood. that's when i realized something was probably wrong.

and yes, more stories plz.

Jonny! I'm happy to hear u had a mini runway challenge on ur spare time LOL it sounds like next cycle's final runway show! LOL I once got so drink I was felt up by some girl from my school LOL I think I'm the only guy that's happened to LOL

PicantePants wrote: I think I'm the only guy that's happened to LOL

no.
i was manhandled at a club by my friend.
she bit me, she wanted to take off my clothes, she was touching me while she was dancing with another guy.
i was traumatized.

oh it was a blast. ever since then, i've been thinking of doing something like that photoshoot from Cycle 2 where the modelz had to be a guy and a girl from a movie just so i can dress up in drag for awhile. and i think about it being better if i didn't do it.

and my boyfriend got drunk one night and his female friend tried to have sex with him. she was unsuccessful. but it's similar.

this night i got so wasted, i don't remember a thing, except throwing up outside my bedroom and waking up the next morning with my address written on my arm.

and there you go.

I feel much better now! A guy getting felt up while under the influence is so unnatural. If I was a chick that would totally be a setup for a lifetime original movie.

xmariateresa wrote:this night i got so wasted, i don't remember a thing, except throwing up outside my bedroom and waking up the next morning with my address written on my arm.

and there you go.

they mailed you home.

FedEx or UPS?

Jonny-boy wrote:

xmariateresa wrote:this night i got so wasted, i don't remember a thing, except throwing up outside my bedroom and waking up the next morning with my address written on my arm.

and there you go.

they mailed you home.

FedEx or UPS?

lol! actually, i'm from portugal, so probably CTT

wicked cool.

I got sooooo smashed the day before finals this past semester. The next morning, I ended up puking the whole day. I almost missed my final. i could barely walk to class. Then when I finally saw my Calc 2 final... I answered every question in like 10 seconds flat. I got an A!!
So kids... theres a life lesson. Get really really wasted before a big test. You'll do great.

Oh and that Hangover was the worst day of my life...

This past weekend there was a bar adventure with myself, my friends Jordan, Josh, Josh, and Kyle.
Now, Josh B. is giant and burly, and I am short and skinny. Thus you'd think Josh = heavyweight/Bree = lightweight, right? Noooo.
I was the most stable of all those jerks. I was asked today to try and recall some of the quotes from that night.
Kyle happens to have a thing going on on Faceboo (and Twitter now too!) called The Good Things in Live According to Kyle, a list of, basically, good things (i.e. tandem bicycles, novelty neckties, skinny dipping). Thus, this would explain a few quotes.

Kyle: The good things in life according to Kyle number thirty: Porn Stars. And I don't mean the Jenna Jaimeson kind.

Josh: I bet you one Porn Star you can't get a guy in this bar to buy you a drink.
Bree: Alright, it's on! (turns to Jordan) Hey Jordan, remember how I skipped bio that one time to drive you to Euphoria and get a smoothie before the Europe Trip and I missed a surprise quiz and got a zero and you forgot your money so I had to buy you the smoothie? Can I have a porrrrrrn starrrrrrr?
Jordan: Yeah, sure.
Josh: Fuck you.

Bree: Hey, it's one, TJ's off work! I'm gonna call him!!! [/i](calls him)[/i] Hey TJ!! Come to Cecil's!
TJ: It's one and I'm on my way home.
Morris: (Grabs phone) Bring me an extra large buttered popcorn. (hangs up) I'd love working at the movie theatre. Then I'd get access to all the free shit. No, wait... I'd love working at a bar then.

Kyle: The good things in life according to Kyle number... thirty-one through thirty-five... YOU GUYS!

Morris: Hey, that's the cab that we called! It's goin' over there!
Kyle: The bad things in life according to Kyle number one... that cab.

Bree: Are we going to another bar? Are we going to another bar? Are we going to another bar?
Kyle: (pukes)

I first got drunk junior year and it was bizarre

I made out with this girl and i wanted her to get off me cuz she was an alien, and then i tried to eat laurens bean bag thing

That's really random Alex. lol

Like yesterday I was tried to get to my house when I was really high, and I was approaching the stairs to go up (there's two sets of stairs) and I see some raccoons. Like, three freakin raccoons right by the corner, so I JUMP back into the car I was in, and I'm like "They're raccoons, so what?" And I'm like "I DON'T WANT TO GET RABIES!' So I just ran by after they were out of eyeshot. lol

Then today, same story, except no raccoons. I walked up the first flight, and as I was approaching my floor, I heard some squeeling, and I look down, and there's this adorable, but TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY ACTING puppy! So once again I'm thinking "I DON'T WANT TO GET RABIES!!!!" So every time I try to step forward, the dog starts shaking and goes for my shoes, which are really colorful. lol. So I'm doing this sort of escape dance with a dog, right? And I back down the stairs a little bit and the dog just keeps staring me down. Then suddenly its owner comes and picks it up out of nowhere and he wasn't wearing a shirt and he didn't even see me, then I just walked through my door. Yeah, that happened like 5 minutes ago. lol

I don't have any big interesting drunk stories, just little things i've done while drunk that i would like to state now out of context in a mysterious way:

- Poured nail polish remover on a bra and lit it on fire in the basement
- Covered my entire dorm room walls in construction paper
- Went to Spanish class and fucking ACED that quiz
- Wrote an A paper about Marcel Duchamp (really difficult to navigate the library btw)
- Baked a birthday cake which was declared "fuggin delish"
- Threw various packets of condiments onto a large rock in a "Pollocky" manner
- Went on a scavenger hunt at 3 in the morning in -10 windchill
- Got propositioned for a threesome by a random stranger who thought my boyfriend was McLovin' (and apparently i look like i can take a dick)
- Downloaded Google Earth then failed at finding my house

ps Erik your antics are hilarious

Jonny-boy wrote:so, pay attention to the numberz on teh bottlez.

because someone suggested i put on my cousin's wedding dress and i did. i even stuffed the boob-space with socks and then took off running down the street. then i ran upstairs where our totally awesome neighbors were and one of them gave me some heels to wear while they took pictures. and then, my next door neighbor(whom i was getting drunk with) brought out her prom dress and i stripped right there and put it on. there are pictures of my in dresses on MySpace somewhere, but i have no idea where because i have not added those people yet. anyway, after that, i came back inside and had shot #27. and then i blacked out and woke up at like 2am on my bedroom floor, still in my neighbor's prom dress. it was actually all fun, except for the hangover, which last like 2 days.

i just thought i'd share.

someone tell me an equally embarrassing drunk story.

also, i'd like to start chatting to my other top model alumni/friends again.

like Bree
Erik
Jeraldo
Karasuki
Channy
Connan
Nigel
Jilpen
Blom
Killian
etc.
and now Joey and i are cool again.
hi Joey.

Hello Jonny!!!!!!!!!!!

And I've been drunk to the point of running around in the street...last time I was drunk I broke out of my house and ran up the street giggling and then ran back into the house, pushed De out of the way, and started air humping my couch just before I started to throw up.