Designer edition

lmao. that's great.

also, on that lisa L. HBO special, she said she got an email from some dyke who was like:

"don't use fur for fashion. here's what a [whatever animal it was] looks like alive:"

and she was like "oh really? here's what 100 look like *holds out dress* DEAD!"

i know i saw it.

and yes you still get the free book light

because we all want to use the light to read a book in broad daylight.

screw booklights, i turn on a fucking lamp, i don't care who i wake.

I'm so pissed I bought the standard blue one......why didn't I wait for the zebra print

because you're waiting for the classier chuck norris print?

BirdieOwlSlashPterodactyl wrote:because you're waiting for the classier chuck norris print?

No Lie.... If it was available right now, I'd drop everything and go buy it. Although the zebra print is pretty classy. I want to feel like I'm wealthy enough to be on an African Safari when I'm laying on my couch.