UGHHHHHHH my stupid beautiful friend!

My lovely douchebag of a friend Jordana is such a beautiful douche!
She's a douche because I asked her to do this cycle of INTM as a favour for me and she couldn't because her skin was having a reaction to a certain medication and she was all red and bumply.
But now it's all gone away and she's her usual stunning self (but she still made red bumplies look fierce).
She just posted a new picture on her Facebook and all I could think was "BITCH YOU AND YOUR STUPID RED BUMPS!" She'd have kicked all yo asses.


And this one was last week (she honestly dyes her hair every hour, this girl)


JORDANA FTW! I'm going to enter her in the competition to replace Chris and Audrey.

she the twin?

Don't forget about me.

No, Candace and Cassandra just couldn't do it because they were too busy. And too HF.

Breenis wrote:
And this one was last week (she honestly dyes her hair every hour, this girl)

OMG so do i! And shes stunning, by the way.

Audrey, did you quit? I'm gone smack you.

Aww Jordie will be happy to hear you think she's beautiful.
What colour is your hair now, Audrey? I like it blonde but your snake picture scared the poooooooooooooo out of me so I didn't really look at it.

Breenis wrote:No, Candace and Cassandra just couldn't do it because they were too busy. And too HF.

Um, yeah those are the reasons I couldn't do it.

Jilpen wrote:Audrey, did you quit? I'm gone smack you.

Breenis wrote:Aww Jordie will be happy to hear you think she's beautiful.
What colour is your hair now, Audrey? I like it blonde but your snake picture scared the poooooooooooooo out of me so I didn't really look at it.

Its still brunette / black. I wanted to dye it back blonde during the comp, but i was afraid people would think it was an old picture.

oh and sorry!!!!!!!!!!!! ...about the snake. will you ever forgive me? haha.

Just tell them to suck your dick then!
That's my philosophy.

Breenis wrote:Just tell them to suck your dick then!
That's my philosophy.

..butt i dont have one.

Seriously, tell them to suck your long, hairy, black dick. Fuck them. Fuck them all. They really are haters.

Neither do I, but when I tell people to suck mine, I at least succeed in confusing them.

Breenis wrote:Neither do I, but when I tell people to suck mine, I at least succeed in confusing them.

hehe.

hahahahahahhahah

Breenis wrote:My lovely douchebag of a friend Jordana is such a beautiful douche!
She's a douche because I asked her to do this cycle of INTM as a favour for me and she couldn't because her skin was having a reaction to a certain medication and she was all red and bumply.
But now it's all gone away and she's her usual stunning self (but she still made red bumplies look fierce).
She just posted a new picture on her Facebook and all I could think was "BITCH YOU AND YOUR STUPID RED BUMPS!" She'd have kicked all yo asses.


And this one was last week (she honestly dyes her hair every hour, this girl)


JORDANA FTW! I'm going to enter her in the competition to replace Chris and Audrey.

damn yo friend hot

She looks like jill from canadas next top model

Karasu wrote:She looks like jill from canadas next top model

I second that... Except i think she's prettier than Jill

Hee! I'll tell Jojo she has online fans. She's like a much shorter version of Jill. With a bigger rack.